slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
It’s sad when you see fights between friends on tumblr :( (Before Brett or anyone else worries, no, I’ve not fallen out with anyone. It’s other people that have fallen out with each other. It’s just sad :( )
inbox: Don’t underestimate my ability to eat an entire pizza
I’m normally happy in April…
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
Is it bad that I’ve already started planning my next big holiday, even though I haven’t even started this one yet? I fly out next month :D
cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
I just tried out the massage chair that we got a few days back and it’s seriously amazing :D *falls asleep*
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it